Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Random Thoughts for the Day...

  • I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.
  • There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  • How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  • Was learning cursive really necessary?
  • Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
  • Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died or they were really a jerk while living!
  • Bad decisions make good stories
  • You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
  • I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to
  • "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever
  • I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 This was sent to me this morning...I liked it because I had not read these before!!!

1 comment:

preppyplayer said...

Words I can live by or think!