- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died or they were really a jerk while living!
- Bad decisions make good stories
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
This was sent to me this morning...I liked it because I had not read these before!!!
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Words I can live by or think!
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