Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's amazing what can be done with just the click of a mouse!

One of my favorite things to do on a Sunday (when time permits) is read the Style section in the "New York Times"... it's a treat for me, and when I accompany Phil on a fishing trip I'm usually good for reading every section in the paper ... I love the wedding announcements, especially the featured wedding - which is usually an interesting couple, how they met, etc. I've noticed more and more that couples are married by a Universal Life Minister. Yep, it's that easy. You too, can go online and become an ordained minister! Yessiree. Ordained. Online. For free. If you want to splurge, for $10.00 you can purchase a clergy identification card and an ordination certificate. For another $10, you have the choice of religious titles, including “Apostle of Humility,” “Dervish,” “Mother Superior,” and the intriguing “Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality.” A Doctor of Divinity degree is $25 (”no test required”). And a Certificate of Sainthood (excellent gift item!) is $10. Do you remember the "Friends" show where Joey performed the wedding...he too was an ordained Universal Life Minister! So, if you or a loved one are having a hard time finding someone to officiate their wedding, don't forget that you too can have a Universal Life Minister... or with the click of a mouse, have a loved one become ordained overnight... it's that easy!

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